Love and Monsters
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Insistently Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
The Long Game
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
- I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
- I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
- I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
The Big Bang
I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
Daleks in Manhattan
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
- I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
- I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
- Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
The Girl in the Fireplace
I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.