Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. And the hat. She's a witch! We found them.
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The nose? Bring her forward! The nose? Well, she turned me into a newt.
- We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.
- Who's that then?
- We found them.
The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Did you dress her up like this? A newt?
What... is your quest?
Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! And the hat. She's a witch! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.
- We found them.
- Well, I got better.
- Well, what do you want?
- The nose?
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin
Burn her anyway! What do you mean? I am your king. Look, my liege! We found them.